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JohnnyYukon's avatar

Brian,

1) I want this for you, and really for all of who read your stuff but

2) I think you are wildly, wildly overestimating the accuracy of the hot dog cannon. I think you'll look eyes with someone, give them a thumbs up and will then confidently launch a hot dog at someone 15 feet away who is just looking at their phone.

3) which would be fun also.

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brian grubb's avatar

i would simply account for these issues and factor them in using geometry

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Schnitzel bob's avatar

Like that movie with Mark Wahlberg and Kate Mara where he has to consider the rotation of the earth when he's being a sniper.

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Ellie G's avatar

They should make the hotdog cannon wheelchair accessible anyway! And yes you deserve to fire it!

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Scott Hines's avatar

[Chris Farley in the Herlihy Boy sketch voice] Is it so bad to see somebody happy?! So just let him FIRE THE HOT DOG CANNON, for the LOVE OF GOD!!

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brian grubb's avatar

lol i can see and hear this so clearly

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