some fake names I have been thinking about

feel free to use them if you need to go on the lam

Reggie Waffleman

Tex Bunnyhop

Sheila Viper

Scooter Flanagan

Crudd Sanders

Gloria Blackjack

Dart Nascar

Coco Succulent

Apples Houlihan

Teddy Drizzle

Poppy Sunflowers

Travis McTravis

Duck Valentine

Linda Porterhouse

Jackie Porkchop

Penny Rumble

Chonk O’Leary

Elmo St. Aspen

Veronica Doomsday

Jeff Shitshow

Tammy Conclave

STUFF I TYPED

— my Friday newsletter, which opened with a thing about the upcoming Hershey movie that was mostly about Kathryn Hahn and hockey fights, neither of which are in the upcoming Hershey movie, as far as we know

STUFF I CLICKED ON

— I will read every Tina Fey profile

— interesting interview with Nate Bargatze about his approach to comedy and wanting to build an amusement park

— Sinners is a huge hit and Ryan Coogler got an incredibly rare artist-friendly deal where the copyright reverts back to him in 25 years, so Hollywood studios are all freaking out

— speaking of Sinners, here’s an interview with Delroy Lindo, who is cool

— I saw this video and assumed it was a bit but then an hour or so later I saw that the eyewitnesses interviewed in there are actually real people who knew Steve “The Crocodile Hunter” Irwin so Australia remains a fascinating place on a number of levels

— the day before Pope Francis died he went on a “surprise Popemobile romp” on Easter, which is a pretty good way to spend your last day on the planet

— Lee Corso is an icon and I’m glad he’s gonna have a moment

— cool thing about an umpire who called a game where the various computers decided he got every ball and strike call correct

— Steven Soderbergh and I are both sad you didn’t go see Black Bag

— good blog by… wait a second, Larry David?

— Keanu Reeves is going to play the villain in a Weezer movie, which reminded me that Keanu plays in a band called Dogstar, which reminded me about the Vice interview with the band’s drummer, which reminded me that Weezer once opened for Keanu’s band in the early 1990s, so that took up most of that afternoon for me

— cat smuggling

— peacock loose in Philly

— “Belgians mark Easter with massive beer hunt”

— “Please Enjoy These Images Of The 2025 Corgi Derby”

— incredible Nathan Fielder story

— Poker Face trailer

Okay, that’s it for this week. Please share and subscribe and maybe buy a wig if you’re gonna use one of those names.