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I watched Season 1 of Reacher when my father in law stayed with us for a week. I learned that Reacher sure is a large man.

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9-1-1: The 118 crew responds to a factory fire and before they can even start unloading their hoses, Reacher walks out carrying (at least) three adults.

Doctor Who: We all just want to see Ncuti Gatwa's Doctor react to Reacher showing up, right? Right.

Father Brown: Reacher helps Father Brown solve the village's latest murder. (Please note this episode would require time travel, which is fun to think about.)

Bridgerton: More time travel, plus the joy of watching a tailor making a frock coat that fits Reacher.

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It's Always Sunny: the gang is a combination of aroused and threatened when Reacher shows up as a patron.

Mac wants to fight him, Dennis gets neurotic about being too small, Dee is attracted and gets into a scheme to trap him in the basement, and Frank and Charlie decide they need their own tough to fight him and spend the episode scouring Philly for enormous men.

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Love it.

Reacher on The Boys. Homelander, alone, watching the show Reacher.

"Pfft, this guy isn't even a supe. No way. I could take him."

Cut to: Reacher standing behind him.

"Okay."

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He needs to show up on Righteous Gemstones and the b plot is just Kelvin coping with how in love he is.

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Reacher on The Bear. Yes.

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Brian Grubb is in my head. I needed this Reacher article.

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Absolutely genius. I cackled. Reminded me of one of my all-time favorite tumblrs, reviews of chain restaurants written in the style of Cormac McCarthy. https://www.tumblr.com/yelpingwithcormac

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HIMYM Barney, lost on the MCU movie lot avoiding security to sneak his number into a date’s purse, guards are getting closer; to hide, climbs into Cap’s dust cloth covered super soldier capsule - emerges as reacher. Spends rest of episode sipping coffee at MacLaren’s.

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the idea of reacher on the bear infuriating richie has absolutely sent me. I must have it.

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Oh THAT'S why Taylor has a picture of herself next to a "no bats allowed" sign and said the ACDC road crew are the best, up on her IG.

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Boyd Crowder gets out of prison on some kind of ... good behavior, I don't know I'm not a TV writer, I'm just an idea man. Reacher goes to Boyd's Dairy Queen for a tasty treat and someone from Boyd's past tries to blow him up, only for Reacher to stop him in time.

I'm not talking about Reacher and/or Boyd guest starring somewhere. I'm talking about Reacher season 3.

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