I was shopping in Costco a few weeks ago when I rounded the corner I overheard at the hearing aids counter someone issuing some instructions and then the customer responded very loudly I CANT HEAR ANYTHING YOU ARE SAYING. I NEED HEARING AIDS. I have to admit I let out a little chuckle and felt a little bad about my unexpected outburst. But it’s okay I’m pretty sure he didn’t hear me laugh.
I love overhearing random conversations. I miss large cities for that. So much people watching. Endless free entertainment.
One time I was having coffee on the front step of my apartment building and, at seven AM, a couple across the street were having a huge fight. Or more accurately the dude was getting reamed out. The woman kept screaming "YOU SUCK IN BED, MARK. YOU SUCK IN BED!"
That was 9 years ago and I still think about it from time to time.
The donkey story is basically just Shrek 5, right?
A better line would be "If this isn't the plot of Shrek 5 I'm gonna be mad."
I was shopping in Costco a few weeks ago when I rounded the corner I overheard at the hearing aids counter someone issuing some instructions and then the customer responded very loudly I CANT HEAR ANYTHING YOU ARE SAYING. I NEED HEARING AIDS. I have to admit I let out a little chuckle and felt a little bad about my unexpected outburst. But it’s okay I’m pretty sure he didn’t hear me laugh.
I love overhearing random conversations. I miss large cities for that. So much people watching. Endless free entertainment.
people watching is better than most tv shows
One time I was having coffee on the front step of my apartment building and, at seven AM, a couple across the street were having a huge fight. Or more accurately the dude was getting reamed out. The woman kept screaming "YOU SUCK IN BED, MARK. YOU SUCK IN BED!"
That was 9 years ago and I still think about it from time to time.