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Schnitzel bob's avatar

Re phone hold music, what's even worse is when they have decent muzac but they keep interrupting every 15 seconds to assure me my call is important to them. Let me hear the damn song!

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brian grubb's avatar

i know i'm on hold! let me keep making up fake lyrics to the music!

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Sarah Berl's avatar

-Going to the doctor and they tell you 'hey there's no payment due today' and then your MyChart dings 4 days later to demand $160. Always $160.

-Bag salad is too expensive, but Romaine hearts are a pain to chop and wash.

-Philadelphia cream cheese costs too much, man.

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brian grubb's avatar

don't even get me started on bag salad

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Anthony In TX's avatar

I'm still fighting a charge from 5 years ago that I absolutely should not owe. It's maddening.

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Steve Reynolds's avatar

Living in Brooklyn and being subjected to NJ governor's race ads is going to become my Joker moment. That or the Kristi Noem radio ads.

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brian grubb's avatar

KEEP IT TO YOURSELF, NEW JERSEY

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Melody Allen's avatar

Links to articles I kinda want to read, only to find they're behind a pay wall, only to realize I don't really care about that article, only to have said unread article pop up in a dream.

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Ellie G's avatar

Tomatoes for causing acid reflux

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brian grubb's avatar

i just want to eat some lasagna, man. i don't want to bring maalox into this.

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Ellie G's avatar

💯

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Brandon's avatar

I started stirring in a pinch of baking soda to neutralize some of the acid. It’s not perfect but it helps a li-[mauled by Italian grandmothers]

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Al Stahl's avatar

Let's talk about birds. First off, love 'em. Secondly though, the way they act like the tree right next to my front door is THEIRS or the way they shove their entire existence into the middle of my orange tree and then dive bomb me when I'm just checkin out MY OWN stuff? Not a fan. Not. A. Fan. At. All.

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brian grubb's avatar

i saw a man on the boardwalk get about half of his funnel cake stolen by a bird. he looked so confused and sad. like... what's your recourse there? fight the bird?

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Al Stahl's avatar

Jay Heron, bird lawyer.

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Anthony In TX's avatar

I found it very weird to see Pennsylvania political ads in Texas last year. What???

And yes; too much time between show seasons. I don't have the time to go back and watch the last season again to remind myself of what happened!

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brian grubb's avatar

FIX IT

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