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Nov 8Liked by brian grubb

Rex Colorado meets Jackie Daytona, and they (reluctantly) save their little corner of the galaxy

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Nov 8Liked by brian grubb

Regular Bothan Bartender.

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Nov 8Liked by brian grubb

Oh my goodness thank you for this today.

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I’ve long thought you should be allowed one crime per decade once you hit a certain age, with the allowed crimes increasing in severity the older you get. Certain crimes would be off the table, but you hit your 70s? You can steal ruby slippers.

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It’s only fair

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Alpha Genesis is the most 90s action movie deeply evil corporation name I’ve ever heard

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Robocop-ass name

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Is Ridley Scott single? I think he and Martha Stewart might make a good match.

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The divorce would be incredible

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