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I think the orcas were pissed that not a single song from Mastodon's album "Leviathan" was included in that playlist.

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I tried the exercise, and actually I did come up with “blast heavy metal music into the ocean to try to scare them away.” Which probably makes me dumb.

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What I like about this newsletter is that the email notice subject line doesn't have a "substack" thing or a "new post from Brian Grubb". It's just an email from my pal Brian, letting me know the orcas are fed up.

*someone whispers in my ear*

I'm being told that is the entire premise of this platform. Alright then. Good job all around.

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what if next week the subject line is just "bob look at this one"?

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Then you'd be appealing to my vanity, which I also enjoy!

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The extreme metal they chose is really something.

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IT'S A FAIR QUESTION

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