The Fraudsters should be the diabolical rivals of the Savannah Bananas. They should all have giant, waxed handlebar mustaches and their closer should only throw underhanded (to match their tactics!). Their names should all be things like “Ebenezer Von Bezzlement”.
What does that picture at the top of the newsletter have to do with the rest of the content, Brian?
Why are we not discussing the phrase "truckles of cheddar"?
WE ARE NOW
I'm picturing a John Wick style Continental situation, but instead of a hotel for assassins, it's for elite cheesemongers.
ELITE CHEESEMONGERS
The Fraudsters should be the diabolical rivals of the Savannah Bananas. They should all have giant, waxed handlebar mustaches and their closer should only throw underhanded (to match their tactics!). Their names should all be things like “Ebenezer Von Bezzlement”.