9 Comments

I'm gonna be thinking about this line for a while: "instead of catching 'em all, he got caught."

Expand full comment

The Universal Florida Fast & Furious ride has the picnic table and grill set up as part of the line but it's behind a fence so it's tough to get a good picture of (I tried) (also there are no coronas out just a bottle of mustard and an empty beer bucket)

Expand full comment

Rockafellow sounds like an AI edit of Rockefeller.

Expand full comment

Dua Lipa is just here for a good time which is why she is my favorite pop girlie.

Well her and Chappell Roan, because Chappell Roan has big unhinged theater kid energy which is extremely fun to experience in concert.

Also, "Vince Diesel".

Expand full comment

so the thing here is that i type these on my phone because i can do it faster that way BUT my phone always tries to swap in "vince" for "vin" and i end up missing it like once a month. it cracks me up every time.

Expand full comment

It's not a critique! I like to imagine that's his government name and when he shows up for like, jury duty a very serious judge has to address him as Vince Diesel.

Expand full comment

"mr. vincent diesel"

Expand full comment

But how about talking about a beloved ex-Sixer who came off the bench to wreck Milwaukee?

Expand full comment

Can you do a series of essays on F&F the way Shea Serrano did with Scrubs? It would be extremely on brand, would happily read.

Expand full comment