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Nov 26, 2023Liked by brian grubb

The problem with eating pie like a slice of pizza (pie) is that many pie crusts aren't structurally sound-enough to support the filling for that long. You're lucky if it holds together well enough to get the slice to your plate. My compliments to your baker.

Also, now I want a piece on the reaction to you doing this with a slice of cheesecake at The Cheesecake Factory.

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by brian grubb

Nico Miami is a former college football star who was disgraced in a cheating scandal his first couple years in the NFL. He now works as a private eye operating out of a seedy roadside motel at the edge of the Everglades.

His trusty compatriots are June Dubloon and Puck LaTongg. They care for Nico, but they always tease him by giving fake names like Kiki Orlando and Pete St Tampa whenever the job requires it.

Nico is carrying a torch for June but because of the cheating scandal and related general shitheel feelings, he doesn't think he's worthy of her.

Nico Miami, PI airs Wednesday nights on USA.

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this show will be huge on netflix in the mid-2030s

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Nov 26, 2023Liked by brian grubb

I would call him Neddar Cheddar constantly

“Muppets Remake A Public Domain Story” is a genre that needs releases every other year (the gap years can be filled with Muppets Take Over The Ocean’s Series of Heists)

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