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I like watching Danny DeVito get excited about sandwiches

let’s talk about some good commercials

Feb 18 •

A Bunch Of Thoughts About The Trailer For The Accountant 2

ALSO: Doctor Odyssey is fighting sharks and True Detective is headed to the Big Apple

Feb 14 •

they were climbing the light poles in Tokyo

Feb 11 •

The Five Spot: The Time Has Come To Discuss The Great Pennsylvania Egg Heist

ALSO: A Piña Colada rom-com and the only Super Bowl commercial I am actually excited to see

Feb 7 •

some pretty good advice

shoutout to Kurt Vonnegut (and, to a lesser but not insignificant degree, Rodney Dangerfield)

Feb 4 •

January 2025

The Five Spot: I Need Dylan From Severance To Push His Glasses Up His Nose

ALSO: White Lotus fever dreams and a profane little cooking segment

Jan 31 •

there is controversy afoot regarding the Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses

I don't know what to believe anymore

Jan 28 •

The Five Spot: Robert Pattinson Is The Prince Of The Chaotic Press Tour

ALSO: A champagne crisis and a beautiful moment in local news

Jan 24 •

I am so freaking excited for 'Love Hurts'

every movie can use a little Marshawn Lynch

Jan 21 •

The Five Spot: Something Really Funny Happened On Celebrity Jeopardy

ALSO: Mysterious Australian balls and a show I am going to watch

Jan 17 •

Jason Statham is so good at making Jason Statham movies

a tribute to one of the greats

Jan 12 •

The Five Spot: A Truly Upsetting Acting Performance

ALSO: How did Keanu’s stolen watches end up on another continent???

Jan 10 •

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